Swine Farmer Gifts

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

Alternate corkscrew

"This is wallowing that goes beyond the pale."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

baby sweetcorn...

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Steak Ted?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cow in love'

Pumpkin patch

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

But is it organic?

'Life is great' down on the farm.