Swine Farmer Gifts

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

Alternate corkscrew

"This is wallowing that goes beyond the pale."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

baby sweetcorn...

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cow Pinatas

'Steak Ted?'

But is it organic?

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

The Rooster Comedian.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!