Grape Farmer Gifts

'No, I haven't gotten around to crushing the grapes, but I think have them pretty well intimidated.'

The Vineyard

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

A giant glass of red wine

'Who's the new guy?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Wine tasting

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Wine Lovers