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'No, I haven't gotten around to crushing the grapes, but I think have them pretty well intimidated.'

The Vineyard

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

A giant glass of red wine

'Who's the new guy?'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four-dollar range?"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.