Grape Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

'I'm not hung-over, I've got wine flu."

"And what are you planning to pair with this wine?"

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"Premium or freemium?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

Wine tasting

"The movie star who owns this winery bought it to 'have fun.' I'm glad somebody's having fun."

"Would monsieur prefer a nice unassuming red or the bad boy of the cellar?"

Wine Lady

'Sour grapes AGAIN?'

Wine Lover

'He must be a top vintner. He's out standing in his field.'

Please do not pet the grapes.

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

"Oh no, it's far too tart"

"This New Year's Eve, we're each eating 24 grapes...for good luck throughout the year!"

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Some men mature like fine wine. Mine just grew sour like stale milk,"

Thanks for raisin me right.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Wine and old man

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Wow, a full vat of grapes in 32 seconds! You're hired!"

Vineyard Portrait

Portrait at the vineyard

"Wine improves with age."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"This wine was made for cable TV...a blend of 500 grapes varieties, but you'll only taste about 5 of them."