Swine Fan Gifts

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Wolf Karaoke

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I love these old decorations!"

Ice shelfie.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

OMG UR HOT

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'