Swine Fan Pillows

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

"I love these old decorations!"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

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Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show