Swine Enthusiast Pillows

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Mom, dad - this is the guy I want to spend my life with until the butcher will separate us.'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

'Ahhh...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Pig's Human Bank

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

How Art Works.

Swine flu

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

Bald man polishing head