Snake Fan Pillows

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

Snake; 'Don't have a hissy fit!'

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

"I should've never eaten that box lunch."

Don't feed the pigeons... to the snake

I like my eggs with toast.

'And here's another shot of, Harold stuffing is face on our cruise.'

Snakeboarding.

Nobody slithers anymore.

It was a bumper crop of rodents that year, and by Autumn even Sam was sick of the taste of fur.

'Too bad - I know the correct answer but I don't have arms to pick up the phone'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"Hello, bubble wrap."

"I told you kids not to eat those easter baskets all at once!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.