Silly Snake Fan Pillows

'It's no wonder you've got gas...do you know how many frogs you swallowed last night?'

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

The Music Critic.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"