Snake Supporter Pillows

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

"I'd take a stand against snake haters...but I can't stand."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Danth battle?

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'