Snake Admirer Pillows

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

'Good news...the rattling is not in your lungs.'

Kittens and snake.

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'I was hoping you could recommend a good chiropractor.'

Egg eating snake thinks big, real big!

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

Pi-thon

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

Snakes on a Plain.

'Berta, I know big shoulders are in, but it just isn't you.'

Snake offering 'Free squeezes'.

'My name is Carla Conda, but for some strange reason everybody calls me Ana'

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'Bet you can't eat just one!'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Common Vaper

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'No, Biffy! Get back here! Bad boy! Spit it out!'

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

"Jesus, look at the body on that broad"

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui

"Move along! This sunny spot is taken!"

'Dinner always makes my hips look big.'

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

'I find people take longer to digest these days.'

"He loves watching daytime shows where people throw a lot of hissy fits."

'I hate it when our windscreen viper hisses!

"Yeah, hello Alektha, Danger noodle down-in dumpth."