Snake Admirer Mugs

'Let's use another form of birth control. I don't like the coil.'

Kittens and snake.

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'I was hoping you could recommend a good chiropractor.'

Egg eating snake thinks big, real big!

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Pi-thon

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Bet you can't eat just one!'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

Snakes on a Plain.

'My name is Carla Conda, but for some strange reason everybody calls me Ana'

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

'Berta, I know big shoulders are in, but it just isn't you.'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'I hate it when our windscreen viper hisses!

"He loves watching daytime shows where people throw a lot of hissy fits."

'I find people take longer to digest these days.'

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

'Dinner always makes my hips look big.'

"Move along! This sunny spot is taken!"

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui

"Jesus, look at the body on that broad"

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

'No, Biffy! Get back here! Bad boy! Spit it out!'

Living in the slither lane: snake.

Danth battle?

Hello peepths

"He knows the way to a hot spring: Boy it was nice to soak in it and warm up..."

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"Why hunt at the rubbish tip? Well, for one thing, it's a great place to catch rats and birds..."