Snake Lovers Mugs

"I was arguing with a bunch of vegetarians. One thing led to another and I wound up eating something that disagreed with me."

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"I can't sleep in anymore."

Giant snake eats alien spacecraft.

'You can take this guy, Billy. I've seen him wrestle, and he's got, like, no moves...'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

"Our baby's first boot."

"That's not my knee, doctor, that's my stomach."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Dude. You seem tense."