Snake Sympathizer Pillows

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"There's only one way to set this right - I'll have to 'accidentally' walk in on YOU shedding."

"I thought you were banished from here."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"'Just pheromones,' she says! I thought she loved me! How could she be so cold blooded!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Danth battle?

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.