Sheep Fan Pillows

'We're a giant Q-tip'

Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan

"You don't want to show favouritism, Bruce, it upsets the others."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

The sheep stripper.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Head over Hooves

Please Drove Carefully.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Sheep Ledger

"Static cling."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Sheep In Curlers

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Going Down?