Sheep Fan Pillows

Sheep dog jumping across sheep - and one of the sheep hits him with a frying pan

"You don't want to show favouritism, Bruce, it upsets the others."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Head over Hooves

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Fricka arrives.