Black Sheep Fan Pillows

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Nuts to you, too."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Wolf Karaoke

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

A cow ventriloquist.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"