Black Sheep Fan Gifts

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Support group for sheep.

Head over Hooves

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Wolf Karaoke

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'