Black Sheep Enthusiasts Gifts

'And this is uncle Wilbur, the family's black sheep!'('Wanted' poster in portrait gallery).

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"Static cling."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Sheep In Curlers

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

Quick, follow that star

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

A cow ventriloquist.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.

Sheepdog Security

Shepherds washed their socks by night.