Sleepy Sheep Fan Gifts

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Support group for sheep.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Penguin Remote

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Missing sock

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Something nocturnal."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

The Bleat Boys

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"Fifi"