Sleepy Sheep Fan Gifts

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Support group for sheep.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Penguin Remote

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Missing sock

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Something nocturnal."

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Fifi"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

The Bleat Boys