Shepherding Fan Gifts

Bo-Peep loses it

Sheep Ledger

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Christmas tree exchange

"He was much more effective in the field."

Running out of Gas.

The Scenic Route

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Extreme Sheepherding

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Succeed.

Humming Bird's Hum.

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

The Bleat Boys

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'You keep out of this!'

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."