Shepherding Enthusiasts Gifts

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Sheep Ledger

"Static cling."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

The return of the four sheepskins

Going Down?

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Merry Christmas.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."