Shepherding Enthusiast Gifts

"Great invention, but it does make you a bit of a rubbish shepherd."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep dog late for work

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Lamb Noise.

Sheep Ledger

"Static cling."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

The return of the four sheepskins

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Merry Christmas.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Fricka arrives.