Shepherding Fan Prints

Bo-Peep loses it

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Sheep Ledger

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Christmas tree exchange

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"He was much more effective in the field."

Running out of Gas.

The Scenic Route

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Succeed.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Extreme Sheepherding

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'You keep out of this!'