Shepherding Prints

'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'A lazy dog, but great at delegating authority.'

A shepherd with crook.

"Not coming in for a pint and a pie, Geoff?"

Modern Shepherding

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

over crowded car.

What's the best way of removing wool from your teeth?

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Two Scottish men having a short conversation

A shepherd herds clouds.

"He barely hers anymore."

You guys ever think he might be a control freak?

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Extreme Sheepherding

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Support group for sheep.

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Sheep Ledger

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Static cling."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."