Sleepy Sheep Counter Gifts

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'zzz sleep.'

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

'It's a quarter-to-three and there's no one in the place except ewe and me.'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Karen tries counting sheep for her insomnia.

God Knitting a Sheep

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

'Honestly! And I don't know where to find them!'

"Don't go all govt. on me."

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

Man watching sheep on laptop.

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

"You just about done there, Buddy? Everyone's getting pretty tired up here."

'You worry too much!'