Sleepy Sheep Counter Gifts

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'zzz sleep.'

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

'It's a quarter-to-three and there's no one in the place except ewe and me.'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

Counting sheep hurdling.

Karen tries counting sheep for her insomnia.

God Knitting a Sheep

"Don't go all govt. on me."

'Honestly! And I don't know where to find them!'

Man watching sheep on laptop.

When pole vaulters dream.

Prison inmate counting sheep.

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

'You worry too much!'