Sheep Counter Aficionado Gifts

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Fricka arrives.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

A (P)ram.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Sheepdog Security

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'zzz sleep.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."