Sheep Counter Aficionado Gifts

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Fricka arrives.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

A (P)ram.

Sheepdog Security

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'zzz sleep.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.