"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
Sheep Counter Gifts
Looking for a charming gift for sheep counters? Whether you’re shopping for someone who loves to tally sheep to drift off or just enjoys a bit of humorous whimsy, our creative collection offers witty mugs, comfy pillows, playful t-shirts, and eye-catching prints. Perfect for adding a touch of fun to bedtime routines or celebrating the joy of counting. Delight the sheep counter in your life with a thoughtful, amusing gift that guarantees sweet dreams—and maybe a few chuckles.
Karen tries counting sheep for her insomnia.
Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.
When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.
'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'
When pole vaulters dream.
Ten minutes into Harry's shift as the airport statistician.
STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor
Sleeping Problems.
"Tonight's sheep will be tabulated by the independent accounting firm of Lamb & Tally."
"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."
"You just about done there, Buddy? Everyone's getting pretty tired up here."
A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'
EWE 2.
Support group for sheep.
"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."
"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."
Sheep Ledger
No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
"Static cling."
"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'
Going Down?
"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."
"You can always count on me."
"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"
The Uterus in the form of a Ewe
A cow ventriloquist.
"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"
A Gated Community.
Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.
"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."
'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'
Sheep Counter Gifts Collection
Sheep Counter Mugs
Explore our collection of sheep counter mugs—fun, witty, and perfect for adding a whimsical touch to their morning routine.
Sheep Counter Pillows
Discover cozy sheep-themed pillows—perfect for relaxing at home and adding a whimsical touch to any room.
Sheep Counter Prints
Find charming sheep counter prints—ideal for decorating with humor and celebrating their love of counting to sleep.
Sheep Counter T-Shirts
Browse our sheep counter t-shirts—playful designs that show off their love for counting sheep and add humor to everyday wear.