Sheep Counter Gifts

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

Karen tries counting sheep for her insomnia.

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Ten minutes into Harry's shift as the airport statistician.

STRIP Hambone: Sleeping employee has sheep on his monitor

Sleeping Problems.

"Tonight's sheep will be tabulated by the independent accounting firm of Lamb & Tally."

"You just about done there, Buddy? Everyone's getting pretty tired up here."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Support group for sheep.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

A Gated Community.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

A cow ventriloquist.