Counting Sheep Gifts

"I don't care if you are an insomniac. Get off my land and stop counting my sheep!"

Sleeping Problems.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Support group for sheep.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep Ledger

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

The Lawman

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

A cow ventriloquist.

A Gated Community.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Sheepdog Security

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'