Counting Sheep Aficionado Gifts

'zzz sleep.'

Man watching sheep on laptop.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

A (P)ram.

Sheepdog Security

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.