Counting Sheep Enthusiast Gifts

Counting sheep hurdling.

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

Landowner Counts Sheep

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Quick, follow that star

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'zzz sleep.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Sheepdog Security

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

Sheep gang up on the sheep dog.

The Sheepdog Trials

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."