Counting Sheep Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

Landowner Counts Sheep

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

Sheep In Curlers

"Static cling."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Quick, follow that star

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Sheepdog Security

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'zzz sleep.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

The Sheepdog Trials

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

'I didn't sleep a wink. I was counting sheep all night.'