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Zoom Counting Sheep

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'zzz sleep.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

C.P.A.

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Young MacDonald

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.