Counting Sheep Mugs

"I don't care if you are an insomniac. Get off my land and stop counting my sheep!"

Prison inmate counting sheep.

Sleeping Problems.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Support group for sheep.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

The Lawman

A cow ventriloquist.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

A Gated Community.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Sheepdog Security

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'