Pig Fan With A Twist Gifts

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Teamwork

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

Annual 10K Fun Run

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

Flying pigs.

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

March of the Ducklings

Music

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

Ask for our special showbusiness lunch!

A planet like ours - "Nope, I'm squeezing as hard as I can, that is one stuck pig."

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

Referee Whistle Music.

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."

'I'm really sorry, Bozo, but you're fired. These days, nobody's afraid of you anymore.'

Fruit & Fiber Optics.