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'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

Teamwork

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Annual 10K Fun Run

Back Alley Bacon

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

Flying pigs.

March of the Ducklings

Music

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

Ask for our special showbusiness lunch!

'It's just so easy when the targets are floodlit.'

Referee Whistle Music.

A planet like ours - "Nope, I'm squeezing as hard as I can, that is one stuck pig."

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

I know you wanted that one, dear, but they're all the same.

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."