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I know you wanted that one, dear, but they're all the same.

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

The Polygon family at home

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Some Zoomies