Pig Roast Fan T-Shirts

'That reminds me - we're having a pig roast next Saturday!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Desert Island BBQ

Hamlet

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Non-Humble Pie.

Pie Charts, Inc.

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

Back Alley Bacon

'Ofitspray orfay ethay irstfay arterquay?' Find out who wrote this and fire him.

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.