Pig Roast Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Ahhh...'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"A little lamb please."

Pig's Human Bank

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Happy Hog - Manet

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Sewee-Cide.

How Art Works.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Is the slop fresh?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Swine flu

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"