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"The pork chops were dry and unseasoned."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"A little lamb please."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

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"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"mmmmm. Now that's takeaway the way my mother used to order."

"Uh oh, is that a spit roaster the farmer is putting together?"

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

'Mom slipped a healthy one in so it's kind of like playing hot dog roulette.'

"Some things in life you can never mention...like how mom's better at grilling than dad."

'Sorry but my disposable income is tied up in a roast in the oven.'

"Thanks Giving."

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

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