Roast Dinner Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

"A little lamb please."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'A table for two?'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

'What are you implying?'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'