Roast Dinner Enthusiast T-Shirts

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"A little lamb please."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Romantic Frogs

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

I know we’re well suited for each other, Hubert, we even have the same thermostat settings!

'A table for two?'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"I'm your attorney, Debbie, but I want to be more than that. I want to be your accountant, too."

'What are you implying?'

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'