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'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"You're next on my bucket list."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Tasty bird.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"A little lamb please."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Stonehens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"