Flying Pigs Fan Gifts

Flying pigs.

When pigs fly.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"This will sting a bit."

Tiger Costume

"Think about the honey."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

A Bug's Life Advice

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

"Me, O-/A+ is my favourite cocktail..."

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

Fly Mimes.