Dog And Pig Fan Gifts

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pop goes the weasel.