Dog And Pig Fan Gifts

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'