Vegetarian Pig Fan Gifts

'I'll have a BLT sandwich -- hold the 'B'.'

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Happy Hog - Manet

Pig's Human Bank

Heart Disease Menu

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

How Art Works.

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."