Suit-wearing Swine Supporters Gifts

Pig to lady: 'I'm an expert at messy divorces.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'She hates to see me happy.'

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

An embarrassment of nostrils.

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

"I no longer sit up and beg. I fax grant requests to foundations."

"If, in the meeting, you'll roll over and play dead I think the rest of the board will follow."

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

'Mom, dad - this is the guy I want to spend my life with until the butcher will separate us.'

"If God didn't want us to be happy He wouldn't have made s**t."

"I heard you got a new dachshund."

"I'd take a stand against snake haters...but I can't stand."

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."

'I can't afford to feed you anymore. . .'