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Pig to lady: 'I'm an expert at messy divorces.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Kenny Dalglish

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'She hates to see me happy.'

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

An embarrassment of nostrils.

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

"I no longer sit up and beg. I fax grant requests to foundations."

"If, in the meeting, you'll roll over and play dead I think the rest of the board will follow."

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

'Mom, dad - this is the guy I want to spend my life with until the butcher will separate us.'

"If God didn't want us to be happy He wouldn't have made s**t."

You were right about this place, Perry: it's very nice. I think it was just the name that threw me off. The Pig Sty. The Pig Sty.

"I heard you got a new dachshund."

"I'd take a stand against snake haters...but I can't stand."

Well, if it isn't my useless guardian angel pig ... What do you want? Could you lend me twenty bucks?

"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."

'I can't afford to feed you anymore. . .'

Hog and Kisses