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'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Danth battle?

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Dude. You seem tense."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Snake Charmer

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

The Music Critic.