Snake Supporters Mugs

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Danth battle?

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

The Music Critic.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'