Spokesperson For The Swine T-Shirts

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

GM Food and World Hunger

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

"Honestly, no one wants to tread on you."

'She hates to see me happy.'

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Drought ruined corn crop.

Coronavirus recovery

'You got anything that'll kill harsh immigration laws?'

Farm Program Cuts

Alternate corkscrew

'How local is this.'

Farm Budget.

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.