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'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A day at the transgenic races

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The life of penguins.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Monkey casino study.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

The Origin of Species

'I realize how difficult it is to accommodate oneself to small animal practice after 30 years of livestock...

'She hates to see me happy.'

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'